Die-ette.

Hate all the new year’s resolutions weight loss mumbo jumbo. It’s almost impossible for us liberal women to lose weight! Liberal men are just plain higher in calories. Here’s proof:



She can eat all she wants
and never gain an ounce.





Virginity chose her.

and then there’s the male side of things…


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Haagen Dazs Vanilla Bean. 290 calories per half cup.


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Banana Cream. 610 calories per 1/6 pie.


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Creme Brulee. 400 calories per half cup (35 fat grams and worth every one).

H/T to Attaturk for the Time/Warner Colbert photo.

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