BREAKING: Alabama Senator communes with the DEAD!

Actually, the Senator is not clairvoyant, he’s just…well, he’s so darn Jeff Sessions:

“An evidently distracted Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) spoke of communing with fallen troops. “I talk to those who’ve lost their lives, and they have that sense of duty and mission,” he reported.”

The man’s name oughta be an adjective.

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